Me: Do you know that you are from the future?
Don/Jon: I had a feeling.
Me: I’m not Sally’s age.
Don/Jon: I don’t believe you.
Me: Let me call my dad and ask him to bring my ID and I’ll prove it to you.
Don/Jon: I’d like to see that.
*THIS IS AN ACTUAL DREAM I HAD AND THE MULTITUDE OF DADDY/WORK/FANTASY/ANXIETY ISSUES IT BRINGS UP IS 2 MUCH FOR A SUNDAY AFTERNOON. *
