sherry:

Another strange dream:

I was having an affair with Jay-Z. Yes, please take a moment to digest that. It was…ahem…nice.

We were in some hotel room, getting it on, when Beyonce’s mom bust in the door. Then she went to get Beyonce, who followed in after. Crying ensued. We both felt really badly.

She handed him divorce papers. After she left, we noted that the papers had been filed a week ago. The date was 6/10/06. My daughter’s birthday.

Let me just state for the record that I have never had an affair with a married man and I have no idea what this dream means and even if I did, I would continue to repress any thoughts on the subject.

Back to our regularly scheduled program.